Ye Old Aerosticks Page of Testimonial and Comment

All across America people are playing Aerosticks and later finding that their lives have been changed forever. Mateo Burtch (an actual person, according to many studies) has provided this stirring testimonial:

"I was introduced to aerosticks several years ago and my life has changed completely since then. I'm happier, taller, more fulsome, and made from crunchy, natural nuggets of whole-wheat corn.

Whether these changes have anything to do with Aerosticks, I can't say. Post hoc ergo propter hoc, and all that.

But I can say that Aerosticks IS more fun than a poke in the eye with . . . never mind. Look, it's a lot of fun, it's good exercise, and, unlike games like football, it doesn't violate the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

In short, it's great. I only wish I'd remembered to play it outdoors."

Mateo Burtch, (actual person, according to studies)